Brunch in the city


On a patio with fairy lights and plants hanging overhead

Nestled at a little table for two, just for me

Between a dad with tattoos on his arms and salt and pepper hair

(When did parents all start to look my age?)

talking to his son about zombie games

“You gotta get the sniper rifle, Dad! Otherwise you can’t take ‘em down in one shot”

and a couple debating a career change.

“I’d love to teach music with Bruce but I also want a job that pays

so I can, y’know

buy stuff.”

Clinking of spoons on the same ceramic coffee cups you find everywhere

A staple of every diner or slightly dive-y restaurant or bar.

The air smells like Clamato and Tabasco sauce and peameal bacon.

It’s been a long time since I’ve been alone for this long,

Away from my city, from my man
I forgot how easy it is to blend in and just 
listen.
Absorb.
Be a bystander to other people’s lives.

Little universes playing out over plates of waffles and over-easy eggs.

Tags: Life Toronto

 

Winnipeg Fringe 2023


Image via Tourism Winnipeg

One of my favourite things about summers in Winnipeg is the annual Fringe Festival. I love the theatre and the huge variety of independent productions that come through the city each year, so when I was offered a handful of media passes to check out show shows in exchange for reviews here on the blog, you know I jumped at the opportunity.

In true "Shaner summer" style, I'm barely in town this week and am only able to attend four actual days of the two-week long festival, so starting last night I launched into an intense few days of plays, writing, and hanging out in the beer garden.

What follows are the plays I've seen, my thoughts, and recommendations intended to help you make the most out of your Winnipeg Fringe experience:

Let's dive right in:

The DnD Improv Show

I briefly thought about writing a more in-depth review about this show, but if you know you know. 

Just pick a night and go see it; you won’t be disappointed.

The Sidetrack Bandits

Presented by: The Sidetrack Bandits

I was actually supposed to see the opening show but had to work (ugh) so I was thrilled when we managed to find time on Thursday night to catch this hilarious sketch comedy show, especially considering that it turned out to be their third sold-out show this season.

This was actually my second time seeing this group perform (I saw them at last year’s Fringe) and to say that they stepped it up is an understatement. The amount of slapstick comedy was like something out of a Charlie Chaplin movie — there’s one scene in particular where two of the cast members were trying to “save” another cast member from drowning in a flash flood where they basically threw him around like a limp, flailing Gumby.

There were several stand-out skits, including one where a teacher is trying to interpret what her Gen X students are saying in their internet lingo that made me feel both very cool (for recognizing all the lingo they used) and very old (for the same reason), but the highlight of the show was a song sung from the perspective of a little boy who can’t wait to grow up.

Highlighting the naive optimism of a young kid who can’t wait to be in charge of his own life, it’s a stinging and ridiculous reflection of how maybe being a grown up isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.

(Except for days when you bike around hopping from Fringe show to Fringe show. Days like that are what make being a grown-up so great.)

This show made me laugh so hard I started crying — make sure to get your tickets for the last few performances before they’re gone!

The Smallest Stupid Improv Show

Presented by: The Improv Company

Longtime Fringe goers probably recognize this title as a nod to the eponymous “Big Stupid Improv Show” and this performance by improv actor (and our pal) Stephen Sim is a unique, intimate, and (of course) hilarious nod to it.

“The Smallest Stupid Improv Show” is a solo improv show that highlights Stephen’s ability to not only think fast on his feet, but to do so with the same charm and wit that any of us who have seen him perform have come to expect. 

Based only on audience suggestions, Stephen wove together a completely brand new, never-before-seen story that managed to connect scientists looking for asteroids, a military official visiting a high school gym, and a lonely, bored asteroid hurtling through space.

It’s truly a one-of-a-kind, hilarious show that showcases Stephen’s range and ability as an improv actor, and it’s all backed up by an improvised score by DJ Hunnicutt who was performing live for the first time since losing his sight, which made the performance extra-special.

Six Chick Flicks Or: A Legally Blonde Pretty Woman Dirty Dances On The Beaches While Writing a Notebook on The Titanic

Presented by: Kerry Ipema and TJ Dawe 

Besides being a mouthful to say in its entirety, this play is a must-see for anyone who has a deep love of cheesy clicks but struggles to come to terms with how women are portrayed in some of the most iconic “chick flicks” of our age.

One of the things that impressed me the most about this show was the speed with which performers Kerry Ipema and KK Apple run through the plot and characters of each movie, all while providing a searing critique of things like logical inconsistencies (of course perm knowledge in Legally Blonde will always apply to all of Elle’s cases!) and regressive feminist policies (of course Baby is only “Baby” until she gets sexually freed and, by extension, grows up through the male gaze and influence).

An excellent observation punctuated throughout the play was the reference of the “Rose Effect”, which refers to Kate Winslet’s character in The Titanic, pointing out that her character was clearly written by a man because a) she’s totally fine posing nude for a complete stranger, and b) has an orgasm the very first time she has sex.

(All my ladies will be able to appreciate the total absurdity of that experience, I’m sure.)

Jokes aside, an especially poignant moment was when they talked in depth about the havoc that unsafe and illegal abortions wreck on women’s lives (à la “Dirty Dancing”, of course) which felt important and timely considering the recent overturn of the ruling by the U.S. Supreme Court. 

As someone who has been fascinated with how movies and culture shape society’s expectations of what “being a woman” is like since I first read Anais Nïn as a teenager, this quick-witted and hilarious romp through some of the biggest cinematic influences of our time didn’t disappoint. Definitely don’t miss this one! 

Broadway at The Blue Elephant

Presented by: 7 Ages Productions

As the title suggests: if you love musicals (which I do) then this is the show for you.

My mom actually chose this show as “our” Fringe play of the year, and I was over the moon at the chance to sit and experience some of Broadway's most poignant pieces about love.

Contrary to a big Broadway stage production, “Broadway at The Blue Elephant” is a concert presented as an intimate performance featuring some of the most iconic songs from hit musicals across the years. It’s a simple, stripped-down, heartfelt performance that emphasizes the lyrics and emotion of each song and reminds us as an audience that the power of the human body as an instrument is the most poignant part of a song.

From “I Dreamed a Dream”, to “Send in The Clowns”, to “Some Enchanted Evening” and more, musical theatre aficionados will appreciate the love that has clearly gone into these performances (and some might even make you tear up a little bit — Mom and I definitely both got a bit emotional!)

The vocals are impeccable, the performances are moving, and “Broadway at The Blue Elephant” knocks it out of the park.

Barry Potter and The Magic of Wizardry

Presented by: Dirk Darrow Investigations

Confession: this is the play I was most excited to see at this year’s Fringe. I’ve been obsessed with the film noir-style “Dirk Darrow” series over the years and was super excited to see that Tim Motley is back with a new character and a whole new slew of magic tricks.

Motley appears onstage as a middle-aged Barry Potter (who for some reason is still wearing his Hogwarts robe) who describes himself as a “down on his luck wizard who peaked at 17” who now tells stories to Muggle audiences using a blend of comedy, magic tricks, and mentalism.

Even though you don’t need to be a Potterhead to enjoy the show, those of us who grew up reading or watching the Harry Potter series will definitely enjoy the jokes and jabs made at the expense of the wizarding world.

Delivered with the same cheesy, smarmy attitude that made me fall in love with the Dirk Darrow series years ago, “Barry Potter and The Magic of Wizardry” is a hilarious and engaging show.

The Family Crow: A Murder Mystery

Presented by: The Pucking Fuppet Company

I try to check out at least one puppet show at every year’s Fringe, and I’m so glad we picked “The Family Crow” — after all, how could I say no to a play that describes itself as “Puppets! Puns! Murder!”?!

The other puppet shows we’ve seen have been more like puppet shows, but this one had a more Jim Henson, The Dark Crystal-esque feel. Between the strategic use of the lights, shadow, and an unbelievably articulate series of movements, this play draws you in and leaves you both intrigued and gasping for air (mostly because of the really silly puns).

Described as “a puppet show for grown ups”, the performance consists of ____ in a caw-stume (see what I did there?) essentially acting out a one-man performance while reciting the story of how a murder has been committed in the mansion of the Family Crow, and how now it’s up to Horatio P. Corvus, Sorter Outer of Murders to crack the case. 

Jam-packed with more puns than I thought could possibly get stuffed into an hour-long show, this performance is a masterful example of puppeteering and an excellent example of bringing a unique and creative vision to life.

The Murky Place

Presented by: Subscatter Productions

I’ll be honest: while I love watching contemporary dance, I don’t always feel like I “get it” and that can sometimes take me out of the experience as an audience member because I get caught up trying to make sense of the performance instead of just enjoying it.

Fortunately, this wasn’t the case with “The Murky Place”, a series of three contemporary dance premieres from Oriah Wiersma, Alex Elliott, and my friend Kayla Jeanson.

Set to soundscapes crafted from recorded memories, violin, and Icelandic lullabies, the performances manage to draw you in and leave you almost breathless in some cases. This intimate pantomime of the human experience explored through three different perspectives was as moving as it was intriguing.

The show starts with Oriah Wiersma’s slow, intense build up set to recorded memories and interpreted with tense, staccato movements that leave you almost breathless. 

Up next is Kayla Jeanson’s performance, set to lilting violin which builds into a personal, intimate, grasping of self that feels like she’s fighting against herself and left me nearly in tears.

Finally, the show ended with Alex Elliot’s performance. An interpretation of an Icelandic lullaby which she started developing during a residency in its country of origin, the performance works its way from an almost claustrophobic binding to a slow, acute series of movements that leave you on the edge of your seat.

“The Murky Place” was a beautiful and haunting exploration of self and is definitely a must-watch.

Field Zoology 101

Presented by: Shawn O’Hara

I went into this play totally blind (my brother picked it as our Fringe show to check out together) and while I got the sense that it would be a silly romp, I don’t think I was quite expecting the level of crass humour and hilarious, deadpan jokes that this performance delivered.

As an audience, we find ourselves in the classroom of Dr. Bradley Q. Gooseberry (Shawn O’Hara), who strides out in a tilley hat, cargo shorts, and a totally-not-fake moustache. The performance is essentially a John Cleese-style monologue amplified by drawings shown on an overhead projector, giving it a real “classroom” feel for us 90’s kids. 

As a class we collectively become zoologists by taking a pledge together, and then we settle in to learn about burning nature-based questions like: what are the beauty secrets of peaCOCKS (his emphasis)? Or what’s the virility of a tiger?

While some of the jokes definitely fall into the cringey so-bad-they're-good category (a which I love) one of the best parts was the improv section where Prof. Gooseberry answers questions about animals written down by audience members in advance, showing off his impressive improv skills.

I’ve seen a lot of comedies at the Fringe over the years, and Zoology 101 was one of the best I’ve seen. I literally laughed until I cried.

So while you might not walk away with a deeper understanding of (most of) the animal kingdom from this play, you’ll definitely walk out with a smile.

A big thanks to the Winnipeg Fringe Festival for the opportunity to review some plays and get the most out of the Fringe experience this year!


 

We can live like Jack and Sally if we want


It's Friday and I'm sitting on the porch in the shade
slivers of sunlight warming my feet
it's finally hot again; real July weather
the dry smell of a Manitoba summer hanging in the air.

Judy is down the street, tending to her garden
perennial flowers and shrubs
unlike mine, which are mostly edible perennials
fiddleheads and rhubarb, blueberries and two types of raspberry
three asparagus plants
chives with flowers we put on our omelettes in the spring.

Around them we've planted bleeding hearts and
hens and chicks and foxglove
delphinium and silver mount and stonecrop
and milkweed to attract the monarchs

(which I saw today and tripped over my chair rushing down to get a snap before it flittered away like a burst of fiery orange light across the neighbour's yard.)

Growing up I dreamed of a space like this
a porch wide enough for glasses of wine and games of cribbage
and my laptop so I can work and write and watch the world go by.

As a girl I lived on an street that later became a thoroughfare for a new development but in the 90's was a single street with two back lanes and ditches and
huge, sprawling fields on either side
I would sit on the hill at the end of the dirt road or stand at the edge of the train tracks and 
listen
watch
to the frogs and the crickets and the grasshoppers
(which I barely see here in the heart of the city)
sing cacophonous songs about the seasons.

Now I practically live out here in the summer, perched on a chair with a drink or a jug of water
with a book or my phone or sometimes with nothing at all
sitting alone and soaking up the sounds of the neighbourhood
my downtown oasis in a city fuelled by cars and wide roads and construction.

The hum of the bees, the the kids down the street.

It's not the same, but
perfect
in a different way.


 

Buppy


"I love you" you say, and I echo it
watching my soul borne raw through the screen
my heart built up through ones and zeroes

we've done this dance countless times
hundreds, thousands, maybe
since we were young
staying up late

with nobody but each other.

When we first met I resisted
steeled myself against you
but you crashed like a wave into me
washed over my grief and sorrow
drowned them in jokes, kind words
and a sense of home I'd never known before.

I didn't know how to love, then
or maybe I just didn't know how to love someone back
who loved me for all the
fucked-up, miserable mess
that I was.

For years I pushed everyone away
believing I deserved to be unhappy
to be alone

(and maybe for a while I did)

but even when I thought I'd succeeded
you never really left.

"Hurt people hurt people"
I said
years later, up late again
dissecting our past like an experiment
peeling back the epicardium
you cradling my four-chambered heart in your hands.

"I know babes" you said, and I cried
because even when we didn't have the words, then
you knew that I loved you, needed us
despite myself

and here we are.

 

A ghost just needs a home


it's mid-afternoon and I'm sitting on the couch with the window open

drinking oolong tea and
watching White House Plumbers

and working on some business stuff.

Last night we went to Art City's annual fundraiser and danced like crazy
spent time with great friends
caught up with acquaintances
and bought some art

then we came home, put on some music
and stayed awake until the sun came up.

It's been a long time since we've done anything like that.

This is the first Art City party since the Before Times
and it feels like all the old, cool stuff we used to do is firing
back up

all the familiar strangers coming out of the woodwork

dressed in the gaudiest,
most mismatched clothes they could find

(the theme of last night's party was CLASH DANCE)

to dance and laugh together in a big old 
Winnipeg warehouse.

Yesterday we cleaned up the garage and Will came over for a bit
and had a beer with us while we swept and organized and threw stuff out.

After he left we BBQ'd steaks
made wedge salad with blue cheese dressing
and cracked a can of beans
(my favourite)
and ate it in the backyard while the sun went down.

Friday night we ate schnitzel, pickled cabbage, and potatoes
over beers and laughs with Koop and Christel
and after dinner when we were sitting in
the front yard around the fire pit
a neighbour from up the street came over
just to say hi.

It's been a nice weekend.

Tags: Life Winnipeg

 

Just back where we belong


We've been back for just over a month and everything still feels surreal

like my reality is still back there
on the top of a canyon in Thailand
in the back of remorque on the back roads of Cambodia
drinking a latte on a balcony looking out over the noisy streets of Hanoi
wandering through the tiny, people-filled streets of Kyoto

so I walk through the big, airy rooms of my house
filled with familiar shapes and smells and 

so, so much more space than I got used to while we were gone.

It's funny how quickly you accustom yourself to small spaces
crammed into tiny one-room hotels and one-bedroom apartments
bunk beds on a train, chairs on a shuttle bus

somehow I learned to sleep sitting up
(and that was a godsend).

In Vietnam we booked an overnight cruise to Ha Long Bay, and after shutting down the smallest karaoke party on the boat with Marvin and the Gang

(aka, a bunch nice old old men on a "guy's trip" who were the only other ones on the boat who wanted to sing karaoke)

I pulled back the curtains the next morning to see nothing but water and sweeping, massive limestone cliffs.

Before breakfast we wandered to the top of the boat and stood in the middle, watching the mountains loll by as the cruise headed back ashore.

I looked around and thought "I can't believe I'm here".

There were so many moments like that on the trip:

A look around
a slow, deliberate breath
a commitment to catching every dance of light
every detail
knowing you won't
knowing you can't possibly

but trying to anyway.

We were gone for almost three months, the longest I've been away without moving
(which, in itself, feels like a dream now)
and I settled into the routine of change; thrived in it, really

being away opened up something in me that I'd forgotten was there

and a lot of things changed.

I changed.

But I still caught myself, catching my breath.

And while we were gone for so long that I almost forgot what it's like to be here

I'm still in awe of this place we're building together

to wander around the rooms of my house
large but filled with love
and character
and memories

and catch myself catching my breath. 

Tags: Life Travel Home

 

A post for Toulouse

who is sitting in my lap right now.

This morning I woke up and felt his lil furry back curled up against me and realized how much I'd missed him while we were gone.

I've had Toulouse 
(or Tig, or
T., or
Little Baby)

for basically his entire life. 

I got him for free off Kijiji after showing up to look at a different kitten who was being advertised for $5, but we got there the woman who was selling the two kittens told me that the kitten I wanted

(a cute red tabby; I've always wanted one)

was gone, but THIS LITTLE GUY, she gushed as she scooped a very small kitten up off the ground

was still waiting for someone to take him home. He was scrawny, loud, and though the raccoon-mask pattern on his face was cute.

He wasn't the cat I'd come for but I didn't want to be rude, so I accepted the kitten when she handed him to me
held him up to my chest

right away he climbed under my hair
and I knew he was mine.

Since then he's flopped all over
the internet
the house
and my heart.

Like me, my cat isn't afraid to ask
(demand?)
for attention, and has a big, big personality.

He isn't shy and loves to "huss around" rubbing, meowing, putting his hands on you to get your attention

or straight-up jumping into your lap when you're in the middle of something to meow in your face.

We've been through a lot together, T. and me.

At first we were part of a different family
with another man
and another cat
in another apartment
in a different part of town

in what almost feels like a dream at this point.

The part that feels real
the part I can go back to so easily that I can almost touch it

is the little family John, Toulouse, and I started building.

In bed in my old apartment on Spence St, reading "Reunion" with the window open
Toulouse burrowing into the pillow between us 
and never sitting still.

Now almost a decade later I'm sitting in my dining room, writing this, his soft purring warming my legs

and I look down and see the white fur on his ears
that wasn't there before
and I think about the time we have left
how fast it's going, slipping through my fingers

how many days of tummy rubs, belly flops, head pats, snuggles and kisses 

(the latter of which he just tolerates)

we've already had together. The small habits and patterns we've developed over the decade we've been together that define so many of my days and nights

and I feel guilty for how long I was away.

But still, I'm happy to be here
watching his slow, easy breathing
knowing that he feels safe with me
and I hope that makes him happy, too.

Tags: Life Toulouse

 

Sushi in Osaka


We ventured out for a late dinner after a long day
and found ourselves in a teeny sushi restaurant

They used these cute little flash cards
(since us dumdums could barely string a few words of Japanese together)
but we muddled through and managed to order the best sushi, sashimi, and appetizers I’ve ever eaten.

I mean it. 

I’ve gushed on the Gram about the food we’ve had a lot on this trip
but this was something else entirely. 

A totally different experience from
the thrown-together dishes of Thailand, Cambodia, and Vietnam.

Every slice, grate of lime rind, and crack of salt was just so. 

Perfect

and perfectly balanced.

Exactly how you’d expect sushi to be here.

I know the Japanese are a polite culture, but I hope that the sushi chef got some enjoyment in how our faces changed and our eyes lit up when we popped yet another perfectly-constructed piece of sushi into our mouths.

He smiled at us a lot over his mask and we grinned back like the silly tourists we are.

(It’s weird how a culture that can make you feel like a bumbling, uncultured idiot can also make you feel so welcome at the same time. That’s just good manners I guess.)

We ate the delicious salad made with tiny fish I’ve never seen before

dipped one piece of sashimi in soya sauce

and the other in salt as the chef showed us to do

and slurped miso soup

(loudly, to show we liked it)

and wished the meal could have gone on forever.

I only took one picture of the food

grudgingly

since I wanted to be fully present for my first sushi dinner in Japan

(something I’ve looked forward to since I was 12)

but I caved when the unagi nigiri came but was too hot to eat right away

so I kept my hands busy trying to discreetly snap a photo.

Now I’m curled up in the pyjamas and house slippers our hotel laid out for us

Settling into the kind of exhaustion that comes after a 4:30 AM start and a busy
somewhat-stressful
very long, day of travel from one country to another

and when I go to bed tonight
I’m gonna dream about all the sushi I’m gonna eat while we're here.

Tags: Travel Japan

 

It's cloudy in Hoi An


(A nighttime scene from Hoi An, where we were a few days ago/where I wrote this post)

I’m sitting on the side of the road
on a small plastic chair
next to a small plastic table
small enough that adults wouldn’t sit in them in North America

I’m drinking a Larue beer
which is a local lager that has a tiger face on it

it’s the third beer I’ve had today.

We had two during our lunch after our tour of the My Son sanctuary

where we braved the rain to explore ruins of temples from the 7th to the 10th century 
climbing the stones in our ponchos
posing for cheesy photos
peering down into craters 

left over from the bombs 
the Americans dropped when they were trying to wipe out the Viet Cong.

Staring up at the crumbling
ruined
state of centuries-old places of worship
witnessing the carnage war leaves behind.

After our tour guide took us to his "friend’s house"
(which might have been a bit of a racket but who cares
people gotta hustle)
and she cooked local food for us 

banana flower salad 
fried spring rolls
stir- fried chicken
glass noodles with veggies
steamed rice 
morning glory stir- fried with garlic
and bananas for dessert.

We showed our guide pictures of
cars covered in snow
our frozen rivers with skaters and skiers
and the pop-up restaurant we build on the ice

and watched as his eyes widened 
because he couldn’t imagine anywhere

being so cold.

But now we’re on the pier next to wooden boats decorated with 
lanterns
and Christmas wreaths
hiding under umbrellas to avoid the drizzle
talking over the sound of street vendors
and inboard motors 
and endless motorbikes

soaking up the soggy sounds of the old city.

Tags: Asia Travel Life

 

All your bridges and roads, they lead to an airport

I'm writing this on our balcony in our AirBnB in Pai, Thailand.

Most of what I can see are big palm leaves but in-between them I can see the tin roofs of houses

a satellite dish, trees

and, way off in the background

some of the most jaw-dropping mountains I've ever seen.

Pai is a tiny city of about 2,300 people high up in the Northern part of Thailand and is a popular spot for hippies

which you can tell right away by the abundance of
yoga studios, meditation workshops
breathwork retreats
kale and chard growing in every shop, and

more ads for avocado toast since I was in Toronto last fall.

We're here for none of those things because in addition to being a hotspot for hippies, Pai is also close to waterfalls and natural hot springs and a land split we're planning to check out while we're here.

Tomorrow we'll have been in Thailand for a week. We started to leave Canada last Friday and our flights were originally supposed to be

Winnipeg > Vancouver > Tokyo > Bangkok 

but because air travel is a shitshow right now our first flight got delayed which threw off the rest of the connecting flights since we only had a 1-hour layover in each place

(which already felt like playing with fire)

but the superheroes at Air Canada booked us on a new route that was

Winnipeg > Vancouver > Bangkok

which came with a 9-hour layover in Vancouver and a 16-hour flight right to Bangkok.

Protip: if you have a long-ass layover, and especially if you have a long-ass flight ahead of you, shell out for one of those fancy lounges with free food, drinks, and omg a shower. Life changing stuff, let me tell ya.

We landed in Bangkok around 5 AM and split a taxi with Cort and Abe and Josh who we met on the plane to get to our respective stays. I was getting crabby in the wet, humid Bangkok heat but as soon as we got into our AirBnB and I showered 16 hours of plane stank off myself

(what is it about planes that makes you so gross?)

I found a new lease on life so we set out to to reacquaint ourselves with that big, bustling, sweltering city. 

We haven't been back to Thailand since 2019 and it's soooooo good to be back.

Even though we pulled it together to met up with the boys and had dinner with Josh we were wiped from two days of travel

(we left Friday AM and arrived in Bangkok Sunday morning)

and crashed at like 9 PM like old people.

Over the next few days we got Thai massages, pedicures, ate super cheap (like $2 each) food from roadside stalls, met up with some folks from Winnipeg (!!) and clocked about 30,000 steps every day wandering around.

Wednesday we caught the night train up to Chiang Mai, and waking up to the sunrise over the Thai countryside was every bit as beautiful as I remembered.

Chiang Mai has been my favourite place we've been in Thailand to date. We spent a week there last time and it didn't feel like enough and this time we were only there for two nights because it's the stop-over on the way to Pai and it definitely wasn't enough.

But in two nights and one whole day we managed to squeeze in:

dinner at the Cowboy Hat Lady's stall (of Parts Unknown/Anthony Bourdain fame)

shopping and drinks and wandering around the night market

ringside seats at a Muay Thai tournament

sitting VIP at a drag cabaret show

(where John got pulled up onstage and made his debut as a drag queen)

visiting at least a dozen wats (temples)

and clocking lots of steps

so, so many steps.

This morning we got up early and took a bus to Pai which can only be accessed by infamously windy roads where apparently people regularly barf on the bus from motion sickness.

When I first heard about it I was like "nah"
but after almost 3.5 hours of
twisty, windy, sharp turns
and a body full of malaria meds

(which we started taking yesterday in prep for our time in Pai, and which gave us both some tummy times)

yr girl wasn't feeling so hot.

To be clear: I did not barf on the bus to Pai.

But I definitely had to spend some time focusing on the mountains out the window, taking deep breaths and humming a lil bit to distract myself from the mounting feeling in my throat.

Anyway I was pretty happy to be off the bus.

Since getting here we've walked around
(are you sensing a theme here?)
ate papaya salad and pork, rice, and Thai basil for lunch
dropped our laundry at a laundromat
had a beer and people-watched
talked about new tattoo ideas

and now here I am, drinking a Chiang beer (my fav local bevvy) and writing this to you.

It's wild and exciting to think we have several more weeks of this
months, really
to soak up this country and a few others we're planning to hit
(Cambodia, Vietnam, and Japan, specifically).

I've missed travelling and exploring new places, seeing new things
eating all the foodz
and being moved
reminded
and humbled by the kindness of the people we meet everywhere we go

especially the lady at the front desk who helped me open this beer, since I was a dummy and forgot to buy a bottle opener.

I took the beer down to the lobby, motioned to her so she knew what I needed, and she laughed

took the bottle from me

and slammed it against the railing, knocking off the cap 
(something I would never, ever do somewhere where we were staying)
and said in broken English "you knock off! Is easy! You do upstairs too!"

(something I would have never imagined she'd suggest)

so I bowed and said "krap khun kha" (thank you in Thai), feeling silly, and went back upstairs.

As I walked back to our room I heard her laughing with her friend
and the way she talked I knew they were laughing about me
and my dumb question

and I loved it.

I missed being a dumb tourist.


 

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