I want the lights on after dark

Going to a babby shower today and I'm nervous.

Kids freak me out, especially the littlest ones.

I've never held one, not sure if I want to.

What if I drop it?

What if it cries?

What if it pukes on me?

or worse

what if I realize I want one?



Naaaaaaah.
Went shopping in a blizzard yesterday because I'm stupid.

Prior to that had a consult for an anti-boob job.

Doc explained the proceidure and said

"we may have to laser off your nipple and reattach it"

which is at once

both terrifying and awesome

and now Ty keeps walking around

talkin' 'bout my Laser Tits.
 

"your girlfriend is really beautiful, did you notice she's a bird?"


Finally got around to watching the 35min 'movie' Runaway by Kanye West.

It makes basically no sense.

But did you expect it to?

Between bird chicks
fireworks
a marching band
the KKK
lambs & fawns
a giant Michael Jackson head
ballet dancers
(which have a distinctive Black Swan vibe, if I may say so)
and
phoenixes

it's quite the... eclectic mix.

The jump between the tracks off of My Dark Twisted Fantasy is generally pretty jarring and most don't seem to really fit, but that's sort of like trying to make a musical out of old ABBA songs. It doesn't have the same flow.

However, the video portion
the Runaway video itself
is beautiful
absolutely gorgeous
I can't stress it enough

and even though you could do without the last 10min (and maybe the first 15) I can't help but like the whole thing

content be damned
it's bloody beautiful to look at
and I think that was the point
really

but if you don't have 35 mins to kill
definitely check out the vid for Runaway
then go listen to the album again
cause you remembered how good it is.

That's what I'm gonna do.
 

Love is the coal that makes this train roll

My profs at the University of Winnipeg will probably be striking at of 12:01am tomorrow morning
and
while most other students I know are freaking out,
me,
I'm hoping for a day off.

Between being bombarded with info from both my profs and the administration
(where I work)
stressing about assignments
programs
plans for next year
and so many other things that seem to be suspended in middair

I just need a break.

Even if it's only for a day or two.
 

Eat Jello for Lucidending

This was posted on Reddit a couple of days ago:

On Tuesday I'll finally end my battle with cancer thanks to Oregon's Death with dignity act. As part of my preparations I've ended my pain medication and am trying to regain what little dignity and clarity I can.

Who I was doesn't matter. I'm in pain, I'm tired and I'm finally being granted a small shred of respect. Feel free to AMA if you're so inclined

Since then there's been an outpouring of sentiment over the post; it's all been kind and thoughtful, sensitive.

People have taken pictures of where they live and sent them to him so he can 'see the world' before he dies.

Since his last meal will be Jello-O, Redditors have created an Eat Jello for Lucidending event for tomorrow, March 7th.

So tomorrow I'll be having Jell-O at some point to honour someone I'll never meet who is choosing to bravely face death and to use the time they have left to touch the lives of others.

Go read the thread if you have time, it's really touching stuff.

Sometimes we forget The Internet is capable of.
 

Weatherman's telling us it ain't gonna rain


Hey you guys ever hear of Eskimo?

Ever hear of Cyriak?

Maybe you've seen that crazy cow video, maybe you haven't.

Either way, watch what happens when these two get together.

Don't go cross-eyed.
 

Not a sunrise, but a galaxy rise


One day I hope to be as hilar and charming as Betty White.

It probably won't happen, the only two women who can pull it off are her and my Grandma.

There's something special about those two.

If I said that they had Tiger Blood, would that be in bad taste?

Okay, I won't.
 

Weird here is extreme somewhere else



Who has two thumbs and is going to see Elton John on May 7th?

This chick.

Oh, and Ty, too.

Our tix were 86$ a pop. I think floor were like 200$?

Honestly I don't care where I bloody sit.

I'm going to be tipsy as hell and am going to dance in my seat to the Crocodile Rock.

My mom is going to be so jeals.
 

Love hater, hater of love

Memphis Steve tagged me to do a vid reciting words and answering questions
yrall lucky that I uploaded it to Blogger earlier
'cause I'm in no mood to be cheerful

but here ya go anyway
since it's already here

Ty's in it, too, since I can't talk to a camera by myself

We're thinking of dong regular vids discussing ish and answering yr questions
would you peeps be down with that?
 

It's official, Charlie Sheen has not only officially jumped couch

he's made every other crazy person look like

well

just some crazy person

dude's totally badass

got razor-sharp wit

is a mad playboy

and could ingest enough drugs to kill an elephant and still pork yr girlfriend while driving down Sunset Blvd and flipping off all the pregnant moms with strollers

because he simply doesn't give a fuck.

He's too busy #winning.
 

He opened the window just to feel the chill

Tony always says that the coolest hottest girls live in Canada and it's true.

Just look at the picture.

Last night was the finals for Miss Nude Winnipeg and yrs truly and some sidekicks pounded back some overpriced beers and cheered on our girl Felix.

That's her on the right btw.

The last time our heroine indulged in some 'ripper action was Banana Night at Teasers many moons ago

and let me tell you, Banana Night isn't as sexy as you think it might be

so needless to say when the first girl onstage took out two fire torches, slicked some oil on herself and lit a thin trail of fire along her arm I was impressed.

and I already know what you're asking, and yes, she did light that on fire.
woa.

other acts included a girl in raver gear dancing with glowsticks, painting her bod with uv-reactive paint and giving out posters of paper pressed to her painted bod, two acts who mimicked Lady Gaga
-one of which blew me away except for her lip syncing, strippers shouldn't lip=sync, y'know?
but was otherwise impressive with the intricacies of her outfits/props

and our gurl Felix dolled up as Jessica Rabbit, singing us a song and taking her clothes off leading to the second half of her performance which was the hottest onstage shower I ever did see

colour me impressed, that girl can move

she came in 2nd place but it should have been first, I know she'll blow 'em away next year

however her act is number one in my mind, let me tell you.
 

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