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Burt Reynolds is Batman
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Tried it in highschool and didn't really stick with it. Too much pressure and the kids in my improv class were in a totally different league than my nervous, high-strung, unfunny self was.
I like to think as a laid-back hilarious adult I'd be much better at it, but don't expect to see me out at an improv competition near you.
So nowadays I stick to stuff like old episodes ofWho's Line is It, Anyway? and newer ish like Blouzefest.
Hell, those dudes sing their improv. I could never do that.
Let's start a war
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Yes I know it's St. Patrick's Day and yes I know I should be out drinking right now.
But I did a bunch of that last night at the Electric Six concert.Was in the front row with Mz. Bex and a foot away from Dick Valentine and being squashed against the front of the stage and there was me, her, and some other chick and Dick looked down and commented on the force of the crowd pushing on us, saying sarcastically
"these ladies don't need their kidneys"
and I am definitely am feeling it today. My knees are completely purple, I have bruises up and down my legs and torso, and my arms make me look like a victim of domestic abuse.
But it's the best damn Wednesday night activities I've ever gotten into, and even though it's reduced me to yoga pant-wearing, glasses-wearing, couch-lying limbo for tonight I'm okay with that.
'Cause it's not often you see a show that's that effin good.
When we touch, when we kiss
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one of my fav bands
at one of my fav venues
with some of my fav people
shit
what am I gonna wear?!
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Today was a shitty day and no I don't want to talk about it.
Just watch this video.
I'll see you guys tomorrow.
Just watch this video.
I'll see you guys tomorrow.
I want the lights on after dark
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Going to a babby shower today and I'm nervous.Kids freak me out, especially the littlest ones.
I've never held one, not sure if I want to.
What if I drop it?
What if it cries?
What if it pukes on me?
or worse
what if I realize I want one?
Naaaaaaah.
Went shopping in a blizzard yesterday because I'm stupid.Prior to that had a consult for an anti-boob job.
Doc explained the proceidure and said
"we may have to laser off your nipple and reattach it"
which is at once
both terrifying and awesome
and now Ty keeps walking around
talkin' 'bout my Laser Tits.
"your girlfriend is really beautiful, did you notice she's a bird?"
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Finally got around to watching the 35min 'movie' Runaway by Kanye West.
It makes basically no sense.
But did you expect it to?
Between bird chicks
fireworks
a marching band
the KKK
lambs & fawns
a giant Michael Jackson head
ballet dancers
(which have a distinctive Black Swan vibe, if I may say so)
and
phoenixes
it's quite the... eclectic mix.
The jump between the tracks off of My Dark Twisted Fantasy is generally pretty jarring and most don't seem to really fit, but that's sort of like trying to make a musical out of old ABBA songs. It doesn't have the same flow.
However, the video portion
the Runaway video itself
is beautiful
absolutely gorgeous
I can't stress it enough
and even though you could do without the last 10min (and maybe the first 15) I can't help but like the whole thing
content be damned
it's bloody beautiful to look at
and I think that was the point
really
but if you don't have 35 mins to kill
definitely check out the vid for Runaway
then go listen to the album again
cause you remembered how good it is.
That's what I'm gonna do.
Love is the coal that makes this train roll
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My profs at the University of Winnipeg will probably be striking at of 12:01am tomorrow morningand
while most other students I know are freaking out,
me,
I'm hoping for a day off.
Between being bombarded with info from both my profs and the administration
(where I work)
stressing about assignments
programs
plans for next year
and so many other things that seem to be suspended in middair
I just need a break.
Even if it's only for a day or two.
Eat Jello for Lucidending
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This was posted on Reddit a couple of days ago:On Tuesday I'll finally end my battle with cancer thanks to Oregon's Death with dignity act. As part of my preparations I've ended my pain medication and am trying to regain what little dignity and clarity I can.
Who I was doesn't matter. I'm in pain, I'm tired and I'm finally being granted a small shred of respect. Feel free to AMA if you're so inclined
Since then there's been an outpouring of sentiment over the post; it's all been kind and thoughtful, sensitive.
People have taken pictures of where they live and sent them to him so he can 'see the world' before he dies.
Since his last meal will be Jello-O, Redditors have created an Eat Jello for Lucidending event for tomorrow, March 7th.
So tomorrow I'll be having Jell-O at some point to honour someone I'll never meet who is choosing to bravely face death and to use the time they have left to touch the lives of others.
Go read the thread if you have time, it's really touching stuff.
Weatherman's telling us it ain't gonna rain
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Hey you guys ever hear of Eskimo?
Ever hear of Cyriak?
Maybe you've seen that crazy cow video, maybe you haven't.
Either way, watch what happens when these two get together.
Don't go cross-eyed.
