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All the sights of Paris pale inside your iris
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Is it okay to tell the Internet that you just had a two-day hangover?Is it okay to say that you definitely threw up Chinese food last night and fell asleep watching Terminator 2?
Is it okay to say that that's because Santacon was a resounding success and pictures will appear once flickr gets back to loading again?
Is it okay to say that because you were still too out of it, that you couldn't study today, that you didn't have your Dexter Season Finale Hang-Out with @cenquist?
Is it okay to say that while Normalcy will resume tomorrow, it just isn't going to happen today and a snack and bed are in your near/immediate future?
Is it okay to say that despite feeling like garbage for 48hrs you wouldn't have traded this weekend for anything?
Well I'm just gonna say it anyway.
They'll catch you now or never
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Today I got hit by a car.I was crossing the road at the lights on my way to my English exam and a car slid through the red and into intersection and into me.
Don't worry, I'm okay.
I just got pushed a few feet and landed into the slush. The guy went to get out but I was fine and hobbled away because I was going to be late for my exam.
All day I just felt a bit banged up and annoyed because I smelled faintly of Puddle, but when I was on the couch eating my mushroom soup and watching Boondocks I realized that if he'd been going faster I could have really been hurt or even worse
died.
I started thinking about all the things I'd miss out on.
Like a pint of beer after a long day. Cuddles with Tyrone. My iPhone. Rare steaks with feta and roasted red pepper sauce (omnom). Holding hands. Fuck yeah Ryan Gosling. Swimming in Grand Beach, drunk, at 3am. Grebbles. The first (of many) snowfalls. Watching 4chan protect Wikileaks. My friends. Planning for the future. Living in the moment. Mind-blowing vegan food. The Internet. My Grandma S. Going on adventures in Adventure Boots. You.
Luckily I'm okay and live to adventure, party, tweet, love, blog another day.
To die by your side is such a heavenly way to die
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I was having a really bad day, honestly.
But reading this on a friends FaceBook profile made it all better:
oh and while your all still lookin at this post and reading i figured i may as well post some stuff for you all to go read. google civialin inmate labor program a declassified military document on concentration camps being built. been goin on since 1984. modern militia movenment. if you are of christian belief, a sovereign citizen, upset with the governemt you are clasified a terrorist. look up population control and learn what henry kissinger is really about. oh and barry sotouro yeah thats obama's real name he's not american. yeah do you also know that canada is bringin on forced vaccinations? or that health canada puts cheothereapy drugs in fast food and french fries baked goods junk food etc? like i said the info is there you just have to know where to go to get the info.
... Woah.
Maybe this guy wrote Scarlett Johansson is actually a clone too.
Think about the sun
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Bought Adventure Boots on the weekend for what else Adventuring.They have ruffles and remind me of feet from Scott Pilgrim which makes them cooler than the other Ugg ripoffs I could have bought.
Plus they have fur on the inside which is good because brrrrr is winter here.
So walking around getting supplies for Santacon this past weekend was a breeze thanks to my Adventurous Feet.
"But what's Santacon?" you ask?
Well, it's when a group of
This is what it looks like:
(Taken from the Santacon Wpg group)If you live here and aren't going I don't know what's wrong with you.
Even my friend from the Internet is going!
Which leads me back to Adventure Boots and all the sort of debauchery and nonsense I'm going to get up to while I'm wearing them
(as opposed to inside debauchery and nogoodness)
and getting stoked about it at work.
What else am I supposed to do until Tumblr comes back online?
Here I am in this this uniformish pantsuit sort of thing
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Lasy night your (potentially) favorite boyfriendgirlfriend team had their socks rocked by Rufus Wainwright.
Pictured above with Brit pal Teddy Thompson who sang some ditties with him.
Wow's all I can say.
Well, not really.
I can say more.
The first half of the performance was really odd, avant-garde Rufus in a huge long cloak with a massive feathered collar piece and a five-plus foot train with creepy eye visuals and haunting piano.
Odd, but cool. I can dig it.
Unfortunately some dude in the 2nd row (we were in 4th -booyah) was loudly calling him inappropriate things
(yes, h's gay, get over it)
and made his poor wife leave in intermission between the avant garde piece and the regular kick ass performance.
Some people.
Luckily everyone else loved it.
He got a standing ovation and I dug his purple velour jacket and crazy green pants.
And his amazing, haunting, gorgeous voice.
I only need one pin to show where my love's at
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It's snowing again and I forgot my toque today; big fat snowflakes I can feel melting on my ears already.
(I get frostbite every year, no matter what)
Had my final English class just now; Academic Writing is Over. English is Over.
Everything wraps up this week exept exams.
One this week, one next and one the next.
Simultaneous panic and relief.
"It's almost over" overshadowed with "but not yet".
Hence, tonight I spend studying.
But it's hard to keep writing when I can look out the window and watch the snow fall.
We've gotten so much this year, already.
Which is
fine
but honestly, I miss the sun and it snows most days, all day.
Grey skies and white snow and grey ground and nobody's faces
because we're all looking down
trying not to slip and fall.
I can't help but think about explorers from decades ago exploring the unknown white
how scary it must have felt
frostbite
snow-blindness
starvation
hypothermia.
Now we just worry about the slushy curbs
and not falling under a bus
did we forget our mittens at home
and will I pass my exam next week?
Priorities change, I guess.
News Flash!
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HEAVEN IS FOR REAL
I know, because Fox & Friends told me so.
I know, because Fox & Friends told me so.
Eugh.
This bullshit makes me sick.
Honestly
I'm gonna kiss you where the sun don't shine
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Today is Friday and also Black Friday for my American homes and the first day of the rest of our lives.
We've been studying The Holocaust in English and it scares me
makes me wonder what it's like to die
or, at least
to know it's coming, maybe tomorrow
maybe tonight.
I read once that if some nearby star exploded we'd be vaporized instantly
never know.
If that happened, I hope I'd go out doing something cool
like tandem skydiving in a sequined onesie
or high-fiving Billy Murray.
Maybe.
Speaking of space.
NASA found oxygen on Rhea which is mind-boggling
I wish we'd just find some other intelligent life already
can you imagine?
It would change everything.
Though I guess the best sign of intelligent life in the galaxy
is that it hasn't bothered to contact us.
Who said that?
