we are watching The Cosmos



which is our annual pre-Christmas tradition and Carl Sagan is talking about Dutch scientists using microscopes and looking at sperm and Tyrone just got all stoked about it and started pretending to be a Dutch scientist and this is what he said:

pfft of course that's what they looked at!
that's the first thing I'd do
just be like dude, dude, dude, check this out

and did a jerking off motion into the air.

men never change.