Dear J.Lo

September 5, 2014 - 7:05pm - by admin

you didn't need to write a song about it

or make a tacky softcore porn-esque video (plus teaser) about it.

But, look, I get it.

We live in a time of Miley Cyruses and Taylor Swifts trying to cash in on a T&A obsessed culture

and you've got the OG booty, girl.

But you didn't have to sink this low, I promise.

Besides which

I've always been a fan of your killer sideboob, anyway.