August 2010
Making pusses into pies
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Welcome to my Monday.In which I
am too hot outside and too cold inside
drink four cups of coffee before 11am
ignore the blinking VoiceMail light on my phone
(hey, I'm on lunch)
zone out to podcasts all afternoon
read Palahniuk on the bus after work
work my ish Christina Hendricks-style
eat gyoza for dinner
research a potential new project
anxiously wait for it to be Tuesday, already.
Craigslist
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I know there's lots of sketchy shit that goes on on Craigslist, but it always shocks me when I actually find something. This was in the "roommates/shared living" section: $350 Room for an openminded female student (Southend)
Looking for a discreet female room mate in house in St.Vital. You must be interested in year round sex and play. Fit and sexy you are looking to explore without the hassle of having to break in a new boyfriend to your sexual appetites. I am a mid 30s swm with a fit/muscular build. A very generous lover with an intense libido. All options open for discussion. I am clean, D/D free and very sane and stable. Hoping an arrangement of mutual satisafaction is possible. If you are looking for an experienced lover to explore with, I am your man.Translation: "I want a live-in sex puppet."
I'm going to go shower now, I feel gross having read that skeeze. Euuuuugh.
You're a boy and I'm a girl
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One of the upsides of having a boyfriend.
Besides the cuddles and love and X-rated stuff.
Is a Quiet Friday after weeks of go-go-go when you can sit on yr iPad surfing teh internetz
there's a shirtless dude standing in his kikitchen making you
Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right
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I'm feeling a million times better thanks to Buckley's, some super-spicy pad thai for lunch yesterday and ministrone soup courtesy of Ty (sweetest thing ever). We have plans to spend the weekend eating super-healthy comfort food, watching movies (zomedies!) and playing video games together. After last weekend I need a chill-out.
You can get the best taco salad ever at Connect! Meat, cheese, lettuce and sour cream dumped in a bag of Doritos. My mouth loved it while my thighs hated it; I wish I had some right now, mmmmmm!
I'm still a bit of a camping n00b but if you're even slightly inclined to EDM I highly recommend this party! Three days of great music, camping and drinking with friends, and best of all showers and toilets that flush!
It was such a great time; I have the best friends in the world to camp with and got to know so many acquaintances better as well, it was a super fun, positive atmosphere and I can't wait to go back next year!
Gord's Fail Tent stole the show.
You can see the entire Flickr set here if you want.
So Connect is over and it's back to normal, for a while anyway because I start school in *gasp!* just over a month! I'm shit-scared and beyond excited to be beginning this new chapter in my life. I finally feel like I am in a good mental place to be making some serious, positive changes!
Have an awesome day, guys!
No matter-matter what they say-say
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I am blindingly sick right now.Too sick to post.
Too sick to do anything.
So here's a picture for Screetus.
I am going to go smother myself to make the conjestion stop.
