August 9, 2010

I know there's lots of sketchy shit that goes on on Craigslist, but it always shocks me when I actually find something. This was in the "roommates/shared living" section:

$350 Room for an openminded female student (Southend)

Looking for a discreet female room mate in house in St.Vital. You must be interested in year round sex and play. Fit and sexy you are looking to explore without the hassle of having to break in a new boyfriend to your sexual appetites. I am a mid 30s swm with a fit/muscular build. A very generous lover with an intense libido. All options open for discussion. I am clean, D/D free and very sane and stable. Hoping an arrangement of mutual satisafaction is possible. If you are looking for an experienced lover to explore with, I am your man.



Translation: "I want a live-in sex puppet."

I'm going to go shower now, I feel gross having read that skeeze. Euuuuugh.