Making pusses into pies

Welcome to my Monday.

In which I

am too hot outside and too cold inside
drink four cups of coffee before 11am
ignore the blinking VoiceMail light on my phone
(hey, I'm on lunch)
zone out to podcasts all afternoon
read Palahniuk on the bus after work
work my ish Christina Hendricks-style
eat gyoza for dinner
research a potential new project

anxiously wait for it to be Tuesday, already.