Stop trying to lure me in with a crimp

He’s got me watching The Mighty Boosh and it’s possibly one of the best show I’ve ever seen; it’s so fucking off-the-wall and you just know they must have been doing drugs to come up with some of the ridiculous concepts in the episodes.

Basically the show centres around Howard Moon.
as in

Howard Moon, man of action

Howard Moon, man about town

Howard Moon, the man, the myth, the maverick

and so on
which is completely hilarious because Howard is such a fucking tit
and Vince Noir who is obsessed with his hair and dresses like a futuristic prostitute.

It turns out that basically everyone in the BTA had seen this way before I came along and now so many things that Komus says makes sense! like:

"have you ever drank Bailey's from a shoe?"

"ever been to a club where people wee on each other?"

"D'you like eels, boy?"

and so on.

WE ALL MAKE SO MUCH SENSE NOW.
(yeah, right)

Oh and did I mention that there’s a song in every episode?

Like the Bouncy Bouncy Crimp



Or the Future Sailor's Song



or my personal favorite
"Eels"
featuring the Cockney Hitcher



Fuck I'm weird.