Run for your children, for your sisters and brothers


This guy is sitting next to me and I keep checking out his crazy hair; it looks like it's on backwards.

They're talking about a "crazy-intense reality show" one of them heard about where "a bunch of teenage dudes" walk and walk until there's only one left and the last one get whatever he wants.

"They, like, die if they stop walking, dude" says his friend,

I can't bring myself to interject and tell them they're actually talking about The Long Walk by Stephen King because their earnest excitement over this subject is just too entertaining, honestly.