Hi front yard cat
Hi Alyson
I can't talk to you right now, I'm too upset
upset about what? it's sunny out and the grass feels good. look. I'm rolling around in it. come lie in the grass with me
I'm just going to sit here for a second, I ran three miles at the gym and I'm tired and I'm going to cry
don't cry, cryings for pussies. like me. get it?
you're not funny, front yard cat
I saw you smile
I'm too upset, I just found out my student loan isn't big enough to cover even my fall term this year
that's shitty, why would they do that? You work really hard, I'm always here in the front yard watching you come and go, I see it
they think I make too much, though all my money goes towards bills and rent
what are you going to do? want to share my grasshopper I'm eating?
no that's gross. and I don't know, try and fight with them to cover more and hope for the best I guess
when do you think it's going to be resolved?
I don't know
how about I headbutt you until you feel better
no
what's in here? I'm just going to hang out here for a while
stop that, get out of my bag
no I like it here
get out
I'm staying here until you cheer up
I'm going inside now, goodbye
I'll always be here to swat at your ankles in the morning if you need me
I know, I love you front yard cat