In case you were wondering

I suck at bowling
like, really
except where I got two strikes in a row
and then choked
but besides that
I'm generally no good
especially when we play five-pin
because we ate late dim sum
and all the tenpin places are busy
and the teeny ball is so easy to throw the wrong way
or right into the gutter
especially when you're drinking
terrible beers
and spending too much or your time laughing
or dancing around
to fleetwood mac
to really be any good,
but at least I'm not Tyrong