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Craigslist
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I know there's lots of sketchy shit that goes on on Craigslist, but it always shocks me when I actually find something. This was in the "roommates/shared living" section: $350 Room for an openminded female student (Southend)
Looking for a discreet female room mate in house in St.Vital. You must be interested in year round sex and play. Fit and sexy you are looking to explore without the hassle of having to break in a new boyfriend to your sexual appetites. I am a mid 30s swm with a fit/muscular build. A very generous lover with an intense libido. All options open for discussion. I am clean, D/D free and very sane and stable. Hoping an arrangement of mutual satisafaction is possible. If you are looking for an experienced lover to explore with, I am your man.Translation: "I want a live-in sex puppet."
I'm going to go shower now, I feel gross having read that skeeze. Euuuuugh.
You're a boy and I'm a girl
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One of the upsides of having a boyfriend.
Besides the cuddles and love and X-rated stuff.
Is a Quiet Friday after weeks of go-go-go when you can sit on yr iPad surfing teh internetz
there's a shirtless dude standing in his kikitchen making you
Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right
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I'm feeling a million times better thanks to Buckley's, some super-spicy pad thai for lunch yesterday and ministrone soup courtesy of Ty (sweetest thing ever). We have plans to spend the weekend eating super-healthy comfort food, watching movies (zomedies!) and playing video games together. After last weekend I need a chill-out.
You can get the best taco salad ever at Connect! Meat, cheese, lettuce and sour cream dumped in a bag of Doritos. My mouth loved it while my thighs hated it; I wish I had some right now, mmmmmm!
I'm still a bit of a camping n00b but if you're even slightly inclined to EDM I highly recommend this party! Three days of great music, camping and drinking with friends, and best of all showers and toilets that flush!
It was such a great time; I have the best friends in the world to camp with and got to know so many acquaintances better as well, it was a super fun, positive atmosphere and I can't wait to go back next year!
Gord's Fail Tent stole the show.
You can see the entire Flickr set here if you want.
So Connect is over and it's back to normal, for a while anyway because I start school in *gasp!* just over a month! I'm shit-scared and beyond excited to be beginning this new chapter in my life. I finally feel like I am in a good mental place to be making some serious, positive changes!
Have an awesome day, guys!
No matter-matter what they say-say
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I am blindingly sick right now.Too sick to post.
Too sick to do anything.
So here's a picture for Screetus.
I am going to go smother myself to make the conjestion stop.
It opened up my eyes, I saw the sign
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This post is a bit If you know anything about me (and you should if you are a regular stalker of there here blog) you'll know that I have big hearts for 8-bit games so an interactive visual arts show based around it was extra-appealing.
Skot's site is here, flickr set is here, check 'em out and see some of Skot's awesome work!
I'm totally exhausted for some reason today; it was a weird morning. I slept in super late but still managed to run on schedule then lost my phone for 20 minutes and was late, then grabbed some Timmies fro breakfast and was extra-late and the three coffees I've pounded back don't make me want a nap any less.
Ty, Owen and I are leaving for Connect at 2pm and I swear I'm beyond excited I just have no energy right now.
Luckily all I have to do is head home at lunch, shower and be there when Ty arrives with armsfuls of beer to put in the cooler and jump in Owen's car when he gets there.
We'll rock out to BNL, Heart, Ace of Base, Beck and the "50 Greatest Rock Hits" album that I am stashing onto my iPod for secret awesome tuneage.
I don't have to drive so I can relax with my UK Cosmo (it's still better than the US one, right?) and veg out. We're driving with Owen so there'll be lots of Tim Horton's stops along the way, which I can so get behind.
This post is totally all over the place.
I just sneezed down into my circle scarf and got sneeze all over my glasses.
Neat.
Like, now I shop every day on Rodeo Drive
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My ability to get nothing but head colds in the middle of a super-humid super-hot summer is uncanny; yesterday I left the office because I had a pounding migraine as a result of sinus pressure and it was no better today.Spent the day doping myself up on Advil and decongestants.
Thought I had problems but I found out one of my fav Tweeters on the 'ol Twitter, 104-yr old Ivy Bean (IvyBean104) died today.
I'll miss her super-cute tweets; she just goes to show that social media truly knows no boundaries.
I hope if I live to be her age that I can be that savvy and cool, RIP Ivy.
All eyes on the outside
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Was feeling "blah" and kind of grouchy this morning so I retreated to Ty's and feel so much better.Everybody wanna come up with I'm at the bar
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I love schnitzel and I always figured I'd get around to going to Kraut King, this really cool little diner located in the middle of a parkade on Garry St, downtown.Now I can't, because it closed as a result of the drunks that hang around outside.
It's such a shame when hard-working people are driven out as a result of stuff like this; downtown isn't a bad area per-se, we just have an ongoing problem in this city that nobody can seem to fix.
I makes me bloody sad.
RIP Kraut King.
Full story by the Winnipeg Free Press here.
I've come to talk with you again
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Today a girl came over who was extremely irritating and gave me a holier-than-thou attitude because my roommate was making her dinner, so I hid in my room until they went away because he can't ever bring normal, nice girls around. Nope.I think she was trying to cockblock me.
Can you be cockblocked against something you have no interest in?
Some words for female cockblocking are:
Cunterstunter
Muff Block
Clamjam
Cuntfront
Twat Swat (my personal favourite)
