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In case you were wondering

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I suck at bowling
like, really
except where I got two strikes in a row
and then choked
but besides that
I'm generally no good
especially when we play five-pin
because we ate late dim sum
and all the tenpin places are busy
and the teeny ball is so easy to throw the wrong way
or right into the gutter
especially when you're drinking
terrible beers
and spending too much or your time laughing
or dancing around
to fleetwood mac
to really be any good,
anyway
but at least I'm not Tyrong


 

Hip Hop Sunday # 37 Sweatshop Union - Bill Murray

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this is amazing

courtesy of @Benquist who I recently learned has great taste in music

Happy Hip Hop Sunday

 

Today is Holocaust Remembrance Day

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so make like these good people in the video

and take a second to remember how
despicable
horrible
fiendish
cruel
inhuman
we can be to each other

how bad we were

how bad we continue to be

and hope that
one day
maybe
we'll learn to be better than that.
 

And now I am become Shaner, destroyer of exams

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it's summer vacation, beetches!

 

My friend Cenquist looks 12

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and on Saturday we went out to The King's Head to celebrate another year of him looking like a teenager

and drank beers that I assume he got ID'd to drink.

did I ever tell you how Cenquist and I met?

well, it was through the Internet

on twitter, actually

and I thought he was a bit of a know it all

until I met him IRL at #secrethandshake

and he was wearing a TMNT shirt and a TMNT hat

and I was all

"this guy is pretty legit"

and we've had many adventures since.

so happy un-birthday big guy

I promise that I'll throw you a party in half of The King's Head when you turn 50

even though you'll still look 12.
 

A Tupac hologram performed at Coachella this weekend

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which really depresses me

partially because instead of finding a good hip-hop artist to perform at Coachella

they spent who knows how much money producing an uncanny valley hologram version of a dead one

when I'm sure many artists would have given their (physical) right arm to be there

and also

because I had always hoped that we'd be using futuristic technology

on something a lot less lame.


 

Hip Hop Sunday # 36 Snoop Dogg ft. Pharrell Williams - Drop It Like It's

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bet you thought I was gonna forget about you guyse

guess again! I've just been studying my arse off all day for my two exams on Tuesday

and I just spelled "Snoop" as "spoon"

which I think means it's time to take a break

happy Hip Hop Sunday!

(and good luck getting the clicks in this song out of your head)



 

I hope my future kids are this cool

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everything feels up in the air

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and I'm coming down from it

finally



 

I need to work on being more zen

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like this dude who clearly does not give an f while enjoying his snack

 

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