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Here's some holiday video for you
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I actually recorded this yesterday evening but thanks to the slow, slow magic of YouTube you don't get to experience it until today at 5am when I am randomly awake? Christmas miracle, yea/nay?
Happy holidays folks!
it's almost Christmas vacation time
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as of 5pm I'm off work until next Tuesday (see you next Tuesday har har) which means I'll be attempting to make my time at the gym match up with the amount of eating, lazing around and holiday boozing I'll be doing. T'isn't the season for self-restraint, it's not often anyone makes me dinner any more.basically I want this to be me right down to the silly hat and gingerbread
going last-minute shopping with Ty tonight which is going to be scary. we're going to Toys R Us to get stuff for his nieces & nephew and I'm getting a headache just thinking of the screeching pre-Christmas kids losing their minds in that store. you'll probably find me hiding out in the infants section caressing a toy that makes some sort of soothing sound.
okay that's not true. I don't really mind going at all except that I'd rather be sitting in my warm living room under the glow of our (real!!!) Christmas tree sipping a strong beverage watching National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, or, preferably, Drunk History Christmas with Ryan Gosling, Jim Carrey and Eva Mendes
if I could just have this forever I'd be such a happy lady
happy (almost) holidays!
it's not nice to celebrate when someone dies
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but when they've been repressing an entire country their whole livesand
being the butt of so many jokes already
does that make it okay?
I guess so.
My fav Kim Jong-Il joke since he died on Saturday is Kim Jong-Il dropping the base
too bad the self-described 'internet expert probably never even knew of the hilarious memes that his bizarre onesie-clad self spawned
#secrethandshakeXmas
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is where I've been all nightif you didn't know #secrethandshake is a monthly meeting of Winnipeg creative-types that I occasionally attend, though this time was mandatory because Leanne who hosts the bash and Stef needed me to be there to partake in the awesome.
honestly, it was great. besides the free build your own poutine station (with delicious vegan 'cheese') and lovely company I was told by a plethora of people that I'm "kind of a big deal" and I'm "big on The Internet", which is always nice.
in particular meeting Jay who was delighted to meet me IRL since apparently everyone on his twitter feed RT's me was a positive moment.
but enough about how good I am at The Internet, let's see some (tipsy) bathroom photos of The Ladies:
lovely ladies Leanne and Stef themselves
do the creep
wow. time for bed.
you know what?
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I'm getting sick of people saying that "twitter is stupid" or "blogging is stupid" or whatever social media channel du jour they feel like ragging on that particular day because it's omg not FaceBook.listen, if you get scared trying out anything that isn't 'margarine-on-white-bread' FaceBook that's totally fine, but don't hate on other social media platforms just because you aren't any good at using them. and honestly, that's what the issue is. like Scumbag Steve here, you just don't know what you're doing:
it's not that "blogs suck", or "twitter sucks", it's that you're not interesting enough and creative enough to push funny, relevant and original content through multiple channels at any given time and have to stick to your tightly-controlled FaceBook account to make your stupid little comments.
FaceBook is a safe little niche of "friends" and "not friends" who you can regulate to be able to see or not-see, comment or not-comment, and so on whereas open platforms like Tumblr, Twitter, and blogging (to name a few) put your words out there for the whole Internet to see, judge, and respond to. and you know what?
If you want to stick to the bunny slope of social media (aka FaceBook) that's totally okay, but don't go around shooting your mouth off about how other social media platforms 'suck' because, you know what, it's not the platform that sucks, it's you.
Dear lady
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your paper isn't here
I told you that when you came in
when you asked if I had it, and I said I didn't
when you asked if someone had taken it, and I said nobody had
and no matter how many times you call and ask
"is it there yet?"
"is it there NOW?"
and inform me that "it's usually at the front desk"
that doesn't mean it is.
(not) sorry.
we are watching The Cosmos
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which is our annual pre-Christmas tradition and Carl Sagan is talking about Dutch scientists using microscopes and looking at sperm and Tyrone just got all stoked about it and started pretending to be a Dutch scientist and this is what he said:
pfft of course that's what they looked at!
that's the first thing I'd do
just be like dude, dude, dude, check this out
and did a jerking off motion into the air.
men never change.
